BE STILL!!!
why?
because, you can’t eat me.
you didn’t know that, so i forgive you.
but never try it again!
why not?
i have powers from another land, from ancient times. don’t make me show you.
i had to show these vikings once
vikings… is a viking…. ?
they wear horn hats, and they’re big. bigger than all of you!
one time they attacked me in my ice fortress. they tried to cave in the roof, but i had made it too strong.
i told them to be still, but they didn’t.
i conquered them; i had to make their heads explode.
and then they realized…: that i knew all the secrets to the world.
and then you know what happened?….
They made me their King.
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